thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry
In The Flesh ↪photoset requested by unspock
I want to date someone I can have loud obnoxious sex with and then play two hours of Uncharted mutiplayer with. Thats it
Oh no a singer who isnt a size zero shamed skinny people? Oh no, how will skinny people handle this one song? I mean, its not like they can just go look at a magazine and see someone whose the same size as them… oh wait.
(To Westboro Baptist Church)
"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"
Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”
Holy shit this may be the end of the Westboro Bapist Church *throws confetti and pops the champagne*
Anaconda is basically How Many Licks only without the awesome beat and catchier lyrics
how to play it cool around your boyfriend’s parents: a guide by simon monroe
Sometimes you end up with a crush on a Tony Stark cosplayer. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.
We create our own demons.
MARVEL PHASE II MOVIES.